Post Friday night out, your clueless drunk self has finally stumbled through the front doors of your apartment. You kick your shoes off and soon realize that your stomach is grumbling. Of course, the next thing you do is head straight for the kitchen and Master Chef yourself a meal. Well, we think we can all agree that those meals most definitely are not worthy of the Master Chef title and often end up as drunken fails in the kitchen. Even Gordon Ramsay would be left speechless by the food demon you just conjured in your kitchen. If you are lucky enough, most will still taste decent and do the trick to quickly satisfy your hunger. But if you aren’t so lucky, you’ve left yourself a disaster area to deal with. Sit back and look through these the creations of 15 drunk people who failed at food.
This classy serving of SpaghettiOs and beer
Via: playbuzz.com
It definitely does not take a culinary genius to heat up a batch of SpaghettiOs. But if we have learned anything from the hours spent watching cooking shows, aesthetic is just as important as quality and taste of the food. It is obvious that this person’s drunk self at least tried to get creative with the presentation of the SpaghettiOs. Either that or he ran out of clean bowls, which is also a highly likely possibility. He even added a can of beer to create the ultimate drunk meal combo. We think we can all agree that serving SpaghettiOs in a tall glass wouldn’t be the best choice for a dinner party, but at least it worked out for this one drunk dude’s purpose!
Why not?
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We have an idea of how this all went down. This drunk person probably looked at the box and muttered something along the lines of, “Don’t tell me how to live my life, box.” And just like that, this culinary disaster was born and posted online for all the internet world to see. There are sweet and savoury food combos that taste like heaven in your mouth, but we don’t think chocolate chip cookies on pepperoni pizza would be one of them. In this person’s defence, everything tastes better when you have a few drinks in you. Not to mention that it all ends up mixed up in your stomach anyways, so why not give it a go and embrace your drunk wannabe chef’s ideas more often?
This guy didn’t even get to eat his drunk cooking fail
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This poor guy didn’t even get to enjoy his late-night pizza bender. His drunk self was so close to having the perfect drunk meal, but failed to actually take the pizza out of the oven—an important step in the pizza making rulebook. Even the smoke detector didn’t disturb his deep slumber. He looks at peace and unsuspecting to the potential catastrophic events that could have occurred. Let’s be real, he was probably dreaming about eating the pizza that nearly burned his house down. The funniest thing is that he had time to take off his shirt and make it all the way to bed. Not for a single moment did he remember that the large pizza he just placed in the oven is slowly burning to a crisp.
Drunk cooking allows the impossible to become possible
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OK, so we can all agree that pasta is one of those basic dinner dishes that anyone can learn to make easily. Boil the water, add pasta, warm the pre-made sauce and mix it all together. That is really all it takes and if you do it right, you are guaranteed to cure all hanger. Besides ramen noodles, it is another staple dish you learn to make in college. Easier said than done when there is more alcohol than blood running through your body. In that case, your pasta can very much end up in burning flames like it did in this unfortunate scenario. He may have gone to bed hungry, but at least he will have a picture reminding him not to make a repeat of this disaster.
Innovative ways to use your iron, courtesy of your drunk mind
Via: lifebuzz.com
If there ever was a reason your microwave or oven weren’t working, have no fear. This drunk person thought of a way to fry up an egg with the help of an simple household item — an iron. We normally use a frying pan, but whatever. An iron and some aluminum foil are just as good, at least in a pinch. We can see and even almost understand the thought process that this drunk person went through. All jokes aside, how has these person lived for this long and not had one of their drunken cooking experiments backfire? Or gotten around to picking up a frying pan at Target? They’re not that expensive, bud, and then you can enjoy your eggs without a side of shirt lint.
Eggshells must have some sort of nourishment, right?
Via: thechive.com
Have you ever looked at a picture and thought, “This person has given up on life”? If the answer is no, then here to change your tune is a picture that definitely screams it. One of the things that makes this drunken cooking fail so hilarious is that this person didn’t get discouraged at dropping the eggshells of one egg. She moved on to cracking the eggshells of a second egg in the mix too. Aside from probably having zero nutrient value, we’re guessing that this drunken kitchen fail was a crunchy one. These drunken chefs are either impressed with their creations or know that their sober selves will be face palming hard in the morning. That is the only way explaining the need to take a photo of this mess.
When you’re drunk but also fancy AF
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You begin the night by drinking a glass of wine, and it soon turns into drinking the whole bottle. In your drunken state, you start thinking to yourself about what this get-together is missing. Then it comes to you. Obviously! What’s a fancy night in with the girls without some hors d’oeuvres? Of course, being a student, the only fancy item in your fridge is the wine. This is the moment where you need to start getting a little creative with what you do have. Crackers, a single hotdog wiener and some cheddar cheese? Equals the perfect cheap hors d’oeuvres, if you ask this drunk chef. Even though they don’t look appetizing, we’re sure your drunk self would appreciate the culinary risk while feeling classy as heck.
Hungry for a house fire waiting to happen
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All this person wanted after a night out of drinking was some tasty, filling, simple pasta. It seems to be the go-to food for a lot of drunk wannabe chefs. It is not surprising that the thought process for this culinary disaster is clearly blurred here. We can’t figure out just what this chef thought would happen. Even if by some miracle the pasta came out edible, there would be no easy way of eating it. Good thing he did not stay awake long enough to try forking out the bowties while the toaster was still plugged in or even adding water to this complete mess. Let this be a cautionary tale to all those who try to use their toaster for anything other than bread and bagels… just don’t do it.
When tennis is life, but ravioli is too
Via: thechive.com
When people are drunk, they tend to come up with the worst ideas. But on the rare occasion, some of these ideas end up doing the trick. Don’t you hate when you are in the kitchen, cooking up some ravioli and you have looked everywhere, but cannot find your strainer? Sober you would try to drain the pot of water, careful not to spill any ravioli in the sink. Drunk you will take it as a challenge to find what other household item could be used as a strainer. This is where that tennis racket lying in your closet would come into play. Well, not for the sake of tennis, but for the sake of draining some ravioli. This attempt was surprisingly not a complete fail.
The moment where it all went very wrong
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Usually the next step after not being able to find a strainer is to carefully drain the pot full of pasta into the sink. The keyword here of course is “carefully.” Something all people in their drunken state have trouble doing. If you are lucky, only some pasta will fall out of the pot and into the sink. This person experienced worst case scenario and had to go to bed drunk, disappointed and hangry. Can we also take a moment to talk about how much pasta was being made here? Enough to feed a family of four. The longer you stare at it, the sadder this drunk cooking fail becomes. To think it was left overnight as a reminder in the morning makes it even worse.
No can opener? No problem
Via: epicfail.com
Drunk you can be it all. A great dancer, a singer, a handyman and a culinary prodigy. In time of need during the wee hours of the morning, why not combine these skills? Especially when your stomach is demanding food and there is an obstacle in your way. Something that is definitely easier said than done and this picture is proof of that. Despite putting those handyman skills to good use, it looks like not a single piece of ravioli came out of the can. Imagine what a disappointing night that must have turned out to be. It seems as though using other house hold items is easier than taking the time to look for actual kitchen utensils (or making a different meal plan when all else fails) when you are drunk.
This mug cake attempt disaster
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Sometimes, all you want is to sink your teeth into a piece of cake. Baking a cake sober is difficult, let alone when you’re seeing two of everything and can hardly keep your balance. That is why baking a mini cake in a mug makes more sense and seems to be a more realistic goal for a drunk person in the early hours or the morning. Well, things don’t always go as planned, and did this mug cake is a prime example. It definitely turned out to be a culinary disaster. The worst thing is that it seems as though the cake was decently baked, if only the mixture would have stayed inside of the mug and not overflowed inside of the microwave. There’s always next time.
When your drunk self is feeling creative in the kitchen and ends up creating a monster
Via: craftfail.com
Have you ever gotten so drunk you decided to explore the depths of your culinary abilities and you ended up being miserably disappointed? This is the exact product of that failure. What was meant to be an adorable smiley face in a pancake ended up being the thing of your nightmares. We wouldn’t know if we wanted to eat it or bury it deep into the ground and never look back. Seriously, it looks like a shriveled up prune about to rob a bank. On the upside, it looks like this pancake did not burn to a crisp like how most other drunken culinary adventures end up. Minus the creepily placed pecans, this was a decent attempt at drunkenly whipping something up in the kitchen.
Well, at least the hazelnut spread is OK
Via: viralnova.com
We get it. Sometimes all your drunk self craves is a simple slice of toast covered in warmed up melted hazelnut spread. Sadly, it is obvious that this person never got that far. As bad as this is, never doubt that it could have been a lot worse. People are a lot more prone to culinary catastrophes when they have had more than a drink or two. Yes, this microwave has been melted to smithereens beyond repair. But aside from the house not burning down, it is a miracle that the jar of hazelnut spread has remained seemingly unharmed. That is some heavy duty packaging. If this hazelnut packaging survived this, it can survive absolutely anything. Good to know that in case of another meteor shower wiping out the Earth’s population, there would be some hazelnut spread leftover for the future generations.
A culinary genius
Via: lifebuzz.com
We’re not sure if this drunk person is onto something here, or if his idea should be thrown into the pile of drunk cooking fails. It seems as though this drunk person just wanted to combine Gordon Ramsay’s culinary genius and the innovative survival techniques of Bear Grylls. What he ended up with was a drunken culinary milestone. By the looks of it, he has thought through all the necessary steps and thought ahead by placing a tin pan underneath to lessen the mess. There are no skewers in the kitchen to make shish kebabs at 4 in the morning? No problem. Surprisingly, it doesn’t even look as bad as you think it would… We guess this would be worth a try if you are in a pinch and feeling adventurous.
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