Gordon Ramsay is a well-known celebrity chef who hosts his own restaurant/cooking show called Hell’s Kitchen. Adults, children and everyone in between go on the show in hopes of becoming the next big “it” chef. More often than not, each and every one of them is riding their high horse when they come into the building. Gordon not only rips them off of their high horse, he kicks it out of the building and hides it under lock and key. It doesn’t really end on the show, though. Millions of people submit their incredibly weird food “masterpieces” that they make to the celeb chef to preside over on Tiwtter. Here are 15 of the best comebacks from the master of them all, Gordon Ramsay.
Mmm, worms!
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Yuck, who the heck cooks their eggs that long? They almost look like you can pick them up and use them as a frisbee. Also, what kind of noodles are those? Teriyaki? We’re not sure what they are. Your boyfriend won’t be winning anything on Hells Kitchen for a while, sweetie. The fact that Gordon related the noodles to worms? That’s a clear indicator that your boyfriend needs to hop off his high horse and deflate his ego a bit. Ugh, we’re sorry, but we just can’t get over how weird that lopsided egg looks.
There has never been a dish that we’ve been afraid of until this point. We hope that we won’t relate all teriyaki noodles to worms from now on. If so, we’re totally blaming you and your boyfriend, Liz. Thanks a lot.
Someone call the sewage company
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What the heck is this? It seriously looks like…oh wait, Gordon beat us to it. We were totally going to say it looks like toxic scum on a stagnant pool, too! This is not the “best poached egg in a noodle soup” we’ve ever seen. It’s the worst, actually. Sorry Chris B, but you best “b” on your way out the door. This is unacceptable. We can’t believe that you actually thought this looked good! We’re sure that it tasted somewhat okay (actually, we’re not). We know that we aren’t supposed to judge a book by its cover. There are times, however, when that rule doesn’t apply. This is one of those times. You shouldn’t judge a person, book, house or movie based on the cover, but you can definitely look at a plate of food and determine whether or not it’ll have you up sick all night.
School lunches suck, but this one…?
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The worst part about this picture is how unbelievably true this is. School cafeterias don’t always really care what they’re feeding the students, as long as they get them fed and don’t have a lawsuit on their backs. It should be illegal to serve children this for lunch. This isn’t nutritious at all. This looks like a hockey puck! The fact that the kid who tweeted this to Gordon said they eat that every day? That’s…we can’t even think of the right word to say. We’re disgusted. Give us your school’s number so we can call and formally make a complaint.
The fact that Gordon said he’s seen better food in prisons should be a huge eye-opener to parents. This is what your children eat every day! This isn’t a joke! They’re not lying about not having anything “good” to eat! Please don’t tell your children to “suck it up,” especially when you know that you wouldn’t eat this yourself.
Internally screaming
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Listen up. We love steak. We could eat steak literally every day and not get tired of it. There are multiple ways to cook steak, so the possibilities are endless. But the image above broke our damn hearts. We cannot believe that someone actually butchered their steak to this magnitude. We’ve heard of a char-broiled steak before, but never (and we mean never) have we seen anything like this. Not only do you need a new smoke alarm, you need a new outlook on steak.
Ugh, we’re so upset over this. We want to come to your house and show you how to cook a perfect steak. We’ll do it together. We’ll even print you out numbered instructions to follow. Please, don’t do this ever again. We think we can all say we’re crying on the inside looking at this.
Where the f*ck are those tips?
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You know what? If someone hadn’t “stolen” the tips from asparagus, Gordon probably would have been pleased with this dish (as we would be, too!). The tips are literally the best part! Whoever the monster was that thought to themselves “this dish will look sloppy with the tips. Let’s just take them off” should never cook again. You don’t know what you’re missing, buddy. Want to know what’s worse, Jamie? We forgave you for letting your salmon fall apart a little bit on the top. These things happen, we totally understand!
If your dish had the asparagus tips, there’d be nothing wrong with it. Because it doesn’t though? You’re eliminated. It’s a shame, too. We can see that you have great potential. Oh well, you win some and you lose some!
Family favorite?
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So, let’s talk about a few things together! One, when making any kind of toast (whether it’s garlic or cheese), make sure that you know how long it’s supposed to cook for as well as how much you’re supposed to put on the bread before cooking it. This will ensure that your food doesn’t burn! Two, no one puts mashed potatoes on bread. That’s way too many carbs to count, and it’s probably one of the most disgusting combinations we’ve ever heard of. Three, don’t send crap like this to Gordon Ramsay. He doesn’t have time to tell you how much your food looks like crap.
Why did Ashley feel like this “meal” was okay? Actually no, let us ask a better question. Why the hell does her family consider this meal a “favorite”? We guess we can’t “knock it until we try it,” but we wouldn’t even think to try it. Sorry, Ash. This one is awful.
Thanks for being Gordon’s future customer!
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First of all, can someone please tell us what those square things are? We have no idea if they’re tiny cookies or if someone went out and bought an apple pie from McDonalds, sliced it up and put it on a plate. Next to…honey mustard? Or peanut butter? What is going on here? We’ve got to agree with Gordon. Your future does hold potential, Alex. As a customer. That eats good food, presented perfectly.
This plate looks good, but the fact that we have no idea what’s sitting next to the peanut butter (or mustard?) makes us worried. We don’t want to put some random food item into our mouths for the hell of it. We want to enjoy what we’re eating, not fear for our lives!
#Brokelife diet
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This…looks like every college student’s dinner, quite honestly. While college students don’t usually have a lot of money, when they do, they spend it on food. When your food supply is slowly dwindling down, you come up with the weirdest concoctions and call it a “gourmet meal.” Potato wedges are delicious, we’ll give you that. Avocados are all the rage now, for good reason, too! They’re delicious! But together? With…ketchup dots? What is going on here? The presentation is decent, but…the food on the plate? It’s throwing us off a little bit.
Gordon didn’t say anything mean about this dish, and how could he? It’s a work of art. It’s pathetic, yes, but it’s a work of art nonetheless. Whoever this Anthony kid is, he’s got potential.
Fraud!
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If there’s one thing that everyone in the entire world can’t stand, it’s a liar. It’s an honor for a celebrity to respond to your message, tweet or even like one of your pictures. To send then an image of something you “made” only to be caught in a lie? That’s awful! While this pot pie looks pretty good, there’s no way that you could have made that! It’s just too perfect! It looks like a machine placed the slits in the bread (which we’re sure that it did). Not to mention, you left the damn box on the table, directly behind the plate.
If that’s not enough to prove that it’s fake (which, why wouldn’t it be?) you can see the perfectly shaped tinfoil container that the pot pie comes in. We know you didn’t have one of those laying around. Gordon isn’t impressed, and neither are we. Try again next time!
Put your talons away
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We hate feet on their best day. This? This makes us want to burn our computers. Why on Earth would someone take a picture of their food when their feet are sticking up in the background? We understand it was probably your day off and you wanted to kick your feet up and eat your favorite meal. But, if you’re going to post a picture online and send it into Gordon Ramsay of all people, maybe put your feet down? No one wants to see those talons, not even your mother.
While Gordon tries to joke about this matter, it’s still pretty disgusting. Ugh, who in their right mind takes this picture, says “yeah, this one will do” and sends it to a celebrity chef online? Take your food and foot porn away from us, ya nasty!
#basic AF
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Who knew cookies could look so…basic? Gordon Ramsay did! You’ve got to cut him some slack though. He probably sees so many cookies every day that, unless you’re making something extravagant, you shouldn’t even bother. We’re surprised that he doesn’t see more foods as “basic.” While these do look like little chocolate chip fluff balls (and we’re sure they taste amazing) we do have to admit that they’re a little plain. Put a little bit of oomph into them next time!
Make them with a colored dough, put different colored M&Ms into them, do something that stands out from the crowd. That’s the only way you’ll be able to impress Gordon at this point!
Not a good combination
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The worst thing about Gordon’s reaction to these “homemade” chicken nuggets is that we would have never put two and two together to see that the broken up ramen noodles looked exactly like maggots. Now that Gordon has clarified this for us, we’re not sure why the heck Daniel would even think to submit it. Who on Earth wants to coat sodium-saturated noodles on perfectly good chicken slices? Not us, that’s for sure! And not Gordon, either. This food would get you kicked off of his TV show in a heartbeat, no questions asked.
Chicken nuggets are good. Ramen is (sometimes) good. Combined? Eh, no thanks. We’re going to have to pass on this “delicious” meal. Send in a picture of something that doesn’t look like it’s a breeding ground for maggots, then we’ll talk.
Not even ice can fix this burn
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Oh, yikes. This chicken looks a little too done for our taste. By the looks of it, Gordon agrees. After all, no one wants to eat burned chicken. Also, those peppers are such a lame excuse as a side dish. Cook up some potatoes and corn, put the peppers on the chicken with some onion and then send it to Gordon. This looks like a disaster! There are some people in the world that don’t have their fire alarms activated, so maybe this was a mistake? We highly doubt it, though. This seems like it was intentional. But hey, who are we to judge? That’s what we have Gordon for.
Some people like when their food is burnt to a crisp. Like marshmallows! It’s not a good s’more until your marshmallow is burned! It adds a little more flavor, right? Burnt marshmallows and burnt chicken are two totally different things, though. We’re not sure we’d eat this dish if it were placed in front of us.
That’s a dog treat, right?
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We’re going to have to agree with Gordon on this one, Jordan. Your “rainbow bagel” looks more like a colorful chew toy that you picked up from PetSmart. We get it. Rainbow is in right now. People are making rainbow donuts, bagels and drinks. It’s cool, we get it! When you’re trying to make something from scratch, it can be incredibly difficult. We didn’t think that making a bagel would be too difficult, though. They are, after all, just round piles of dough. Why this bagel turned out so poorly, we honestly don’t know. If you were going for the “swirl effect,” you totally failed.
We honestly feel kind of bad for Gordon. There are people who actually think that their food looks top notch and Gordon is the one that shuts it down. While he may seem a little harsh at times, it’s got to get pretty annoying dealing with people thinking they’re better at cooking than you.
Lettuce pray!
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Nachos are supposed to be the “holy grail” of snack foods. Think about it: then we invite our friends over to watch football, for BBQs or to just hang out and play video games and watch movies, the best food to turn to is nachos. They’re easy to make and taste pretty dang good. Nachos are, without a doubt, one of our favorite foods. Even though Gordon Ramsay is a famous chef, he still likes the simple things in life! Poor Elijah here was trying to show off his plate of…um, “nachos,” and was probably crushed to realize how downright sad they looked.
“Lettuce pray” is the best comeback for this image. Speaking of lettuce, why is there a huge portion of lettuce sitting in the middle of the plate? It goes on the nachos, Elijah. Like, all of them. Next time you’re trying to impress a celebrity chef, make sure you know how to make the dish.
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