We all know that fast food isn’t particularly good for us, but since getting a Whopper from your local Burger King or a Crunch Wrap Supreme from Taco Bell is cheaper, faster and tastier than buying a bunch of fruits and vegetables and making your own salad at home, it’s easy to forget about nutritional value. If you’re in need of a little more incentive to kick your fast food habit, look no further—these Whisper confessions from employees of McDonalds, Burger King and Taco Bell will keep you from wanting to go to a fast food restaurant ever again! Restaurant employees may go out of their way to give you a positive dining experience, but fast food workers apparently don’t even care if your food contains hair, poop particles or even bodily fluids from their drunken hook-ups behind the counter! You’ve been warned.
So that’s why your shake tasted a bit weird!
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Mixing milk with ice cream and maybe a topping or two has been enough to satisfy milkshake lovers’ taste buds for centuries, but for whatever reason, Burger King feels the need to throw extremely unhealthy shake syrup into the mix for extra flavoring. Our love for ice cream keeps us coming back, but we can’t say we love all that extra sugar…and apparently, Burger King employees hate the shake syrup even more than we do because it makes it harder to actually make the milkshakes! In an evil act of rebellion, they’re intentionally loading the shakes with that syrup to make them taste gross and keep people from ordering them aver again. Next time you’re craving a milkshake, maybe you should just prepare your own at home…it’s safer, healthier and won’t taste disgusting.
Even they won’t eat the food from their chain
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Some hardcore fast food lovers fantasize about working for their favorite eatery, because it’d mean they could snack on tasty treats like fries, tacos or burgers every day on the job. However, this Whisper secret reveals that when you see what really goes on behind the registers at a fast food joint, the grass will always seem greener on the other side. McDonald’s workers refuse to eat at McDonald’s anymore, Burger King workers won’t eat at BK…everyone just hopes that the rival chains are less nasty than the chain they work for. If fast food employees won’t even eat the food they make, why on Earth would you want to? There has to be something wrong with it. Definitely a red flag here, folks!
No wonder your taco was so messy
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Ever get the late-night munchies after a big party, and journey to your local fast food joint hoping for a quick, cheap snack? If so, you’ve probably also noticed that the food isn’t prepared quite as nicely in the evening—the tacos will just have lettuce haphazardly thrown in your bag, your burger will be missing half its bun, or they’ll just completely screw up your order. It’s not enough to stop you from going on your evening fast food runs, but it’s always made you curious…and this Whisper secret finally reveals the truth behind why fast food workers mess things up so badly at night! They’re just as tipsy (or potentially high) as you are! Maybe you should make the drive-through worker recite the alphabet backwards or walk in a straight line before you order next time.
Sometimes, fast food just puts you in the mood!
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You’d think that seeing people scarf down burgers and fries all day would be a huge turn-off, but apparently, some fast food workers just look at the hot fry oil and can’t help getting in the mood. Instead of waiting until the work day is over to scratch that special itch, they feel a need to get right down and dirty there in the McDonald’s freezer…where that burger and those fries you’re craving were once stored. Hopefully that kinky freezer sex isn’t where the special sauce that was promised in your Big Mac came from! The best part about this Whisper confession is that this emotionally scarred employee couldn’t even report the incident to her managers, because the managers were the ones having sex!
One hamburger, hold the germs!
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Admit it, when you prepare food for friends and family, you don’t watch your hands nearly as much as you should in the kitchen. Well, while we all hope that fast food workers take cleanliness more seriously because they prepare food for a living, the truth is…they don’t. Despite that mandatory “employees must wash hands” sign on the bathroom door, they don’t bother doing so after finishing their business. They don’t wash between touching raw meat and touching your French fries, either. Why put in all that extra effort, for people who are only paying pocket change for a meal and don’t even tip?! Forget the calorie count in your 4 for $4, and start worrying about whether or not your burger comes with a side of boogers, salmonella or poop particles.
No, that’s not oregano on top of your fries
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Despite several McDonald’s franchises trying to improve their appearance and look a bit more sophisticated and professional, Whisper confessions seem to indicate that they’re still every bit as ghetto behind the scenes as you may have guessed. Workers are having sex, not caring about cleanliness and yes, even drug dealing. That night when every chicken sandwich you ate seemed to make you feel even hungrier? That wasn’t ground up lettuce on top of your meat. That time you saw some questionable oregano on your fries? Yeah, that was probably weed, too. You’d think with cops coming into fast food joints all the time, people would keep from dealing behind the counter, but let’s be real…the officers are too excited for their McFlurries to pay that much attention.
This confirms all of our suspicions
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When you order a large drink from a fast food restaurant, you’re lucky to get four or five sips before all of your soda is gone and you’re left with a giant cup filled with gigantic cubes of ice. Some people like to pretend this is just a coincidence, others have a conspiracy theory that restaurants force the workers to overfill the cups with ice so they can save a penny each drink not having to give out as much soda, but Whisper reveals the truth—it’s just because the employees don’t like you and they hope depriving you of a sufficient amount of soda will ruin your day. Unless you’re a super likable person, maybe you should just ask for your drinks with “no ice” from now on.
The ultimate, mature revenge
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When you piss off a fast food worker, you typically have to check your meal for wads of spit or hair or something. This Whisperer has found a less disgusting and obvious, but similarly savage, way of getting back at frustrating customers—she uses hot sauce to draw penises in their tacos, so they will literally have to “eat a d*ck.” Millennials can get upset over pretty much anything these days, so if you don’t want to be the target of some nasty retaliation from an angsty teenage worker for simply taking too long to place your order or asking for a replacement meal when your order gets messed up, you should probably just make some alternate eating arrangements. Or just learn to accept any errors with your order and walk away.
Um, major stalker alert!
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It’s a lot faster and easier to pay for things with a credit card these days, and since we go to fast food joints in the first place because of our desire to keep things fast and easy, we rarely even carry cash with us anymore. This confession may make you rethink that decision. Some fast food workers are so sketchy that when you use a credit card, they write down your name immediately after so they can Facebook stalk and potentially real-life stalk you the second you leave the restaurant. How creepy is that?! All you wanted was a hamburger and a milkshake, but what you got instead was a complete stranger sending you a friend request and going through all of your pictures.
Beware of unexpected mood swings
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You can always tell when a fast food worker is several hours into their shift, because their “Welcome to Taco Bell!” greeting starts to sound a bit fake and unwelcoming. You just can’t make junk food for hours on end or take orders from fairly ungrateful people without getting a little bit annoyed. Well, this Whisper proves that getting a bit of spit in your food shouldn’t be your only fear when you encounter a frustrated worker. Make one mistake, and you might piss someone off enough to get a fist to the face along with your Frito burrito! We all know fast food joints don’t exactly go out of their way to hire the best of the best, but it seems some employees would be better suited in anger management than to working in the food industry.
Want some pubes on your taco?
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If you’ve ever had fast food, you’ve probably consumed at least one employee’s spit before. We swap spit with hookups all the time, so it’s no big deal, right? Well, this confession reveals that some extra ingredients thrown into food by frustrated workers are a bit tougher to swallow. Like, say, pubes, urine or bits of used toilet paper! That’s right, piss your cashier off enough, and your meal might end up on the bathroom floor before it ends up in your stomach. Hell, you don’t even have to really say or do anything cruel to them—merely giving off a bad vibe or walking in with your resting bitch face could be enough to trigger that employee. Kind of makes you rethink your love for fast food, doesn’t it?
Not exactly sanitary
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We’re all already aware that fast food workers don’t wash their hands nearly as much as they’re supposed to, so this Whisper confession should instantly make you cringe. Forget using gloves or the correct measuring tools to make your food or drinks—workers are super lazy and have no desire to spend the two seconds to do things the correct, healthy and sanitary way. No cup to scoop sugar for your Cinnabon Delights? That’s fine, that’s what hands are for! Even if those hands haven’t been washed since the worker went to the bathroom, handled raw meat and touched all the dirty change in the cash register. The workers know its wrong and disgusting, but in the words of this Whisper submitter, “sorry not sorry.”
Sometimes, the thirst is just too real
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With all the ice that spiteful employees throw into your soda cup, you barely get to consume your drink as is. Well, this Burger King worker is taking things one step further, and outright drinking from his customers’ cups before he hands them out! It would only take a second to grab a separate cup and pour himself some soda, but why expend that effort when he can just sneak a gulp from a soda cup already prepared for someone else? Fast food is pretty gross as is when you really think about it, but when you add in that your meal might have already been partially consumed by someone else before you received it….maybe saving time and money just isn’t worth the potential risks anymore.
Right in the white privilege
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Some white people are just a bit too entitled and privileged as is, so when they strut into White Castle and order people around, they deserve a nice big wad of spit in their food to bring them down a few pegs. At least, that’s what this Whisper submitter thinks! That’s right, you don’t even have to say or do anything wrong to face this disgruntled worker’s wrath, all you have to do is be white and order from this classic stoner’s eatery. It seems like pretty much everyone is in danger of getting retaliated against by a fast food worker these days for some reason or another, so unless you’re secretly a fan of spit, bathroom residue or sexual fluid consumption, you might be better off just eating at home.
This manager really seems to be on his game
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With fast food joints frequently hiring angry teenagers, sex addicts, drug dealers and stalkers, it’s apparent that their managers don’t really give a crap about finding the best employees around. This Whisper confession just proves even further how clueless some managers are when it comes to hiring and firing—some guy has been fired a whopping four times, but his boss doesn’t even recognize that something is up when he shows up for work the next day like nothing’s wrong. How is that even possible, and how are you supposed to be okay eating from a restaurant that doesn’t care about what kind of people are making your food?! It kind of makes you wonder if anyone would even notice if you just walked behind the counter and prepared your meal yourself.
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